How do we hate Dallas?...let us count the ways!!!

[Mike Bass]

-I HATE Dallas for the way that they are overated each year although they are booted out of the playoffs essentially before they get started.

-I HATE Dallas for the way that they say that they are "America's team" but the majority of America are wanting them to lose each and every game.

- I HATE Dallas for the way that they say that the hole in their roof is for 'God to look down on his favorite team' but yet and still they sign every crook that they can find to sign.

- I HATE Dallas from the top of T.O.'s head to the bottom of Romo's toes

I really can not think of anyway that we should not  HATE Dallas so RH, on this Dallas week let us hear why we all HATE Dallas so much!!

[Skins12th]

I hate Dallas so much that any kid that walks into my classroom wearing a Cowboys jersey gets an automatic zero for the day! 

[Drumlinboy]

I hate Dallas because they are Dallas

[skinsfan44]

I don't think I hate anything more then the Dallas Cowboys.

I hate their bandwagon fans, their blue and silver uniforms, that star, Jerry Jones, that toilet bowl stadium they play in and the horse they rode in on. 

[torch7]

I don't think I hate anything more then the Dallas Cowboys.

I hate their bandwagon fans, their blue and silver uniforms, that star, Jerry Jones, that toilet bowl stadium they play in and the horse they rode in on. 

YES! YES! and YES! I HATE their bandwagon fans!!   
Poop on them! Poop on them all!!

[Drumlinboy]

YES! YES! and YES! I HATE their bandwagon fans!!   
Poop on them! Poop on them all!!

That reminded me of a quaint soccer chant we often sign over here.

It goes like this

If I had the wings of a sparrow and the ar$e of a pigeon
I'd fly over Texas Stadium tomorrow
And poop on the barstewards bellow below

And repeat till horse 

Note i left out some of the real bad words because of the ladies who visit here

[AlexandertheGreatestFANEV]

I hate Dallas because their fans are pompous pricks, and their players are SOOOOOO overrated. SO WHAT if they have 5 super bowls??!!!! We've got ours and we have JUST as good a history, IF NOT BETTER. GO SKINS!!!!! BEAT DALLAS!!!!!!!

[Yellow31]

Alex The Redskins have two NFL Championships and three Super Bowls.  We are tied with the pukes. Don't let one of thier sad ass fans tell any different. I hate how the Brokeback Nation thinks that football did'nt exist before there was a team in Dallas.  They bitch about a lack of players in the HOF as compared to Pittsburgh, Green Bay and Washington, they are missing almost thirty years of history. Don't get me started on the bandwagon fans in the DC area it makes sick to my stomach.  I hate the excuses they have for being pokes fans like I am tired of hearing about the Redskins, then effing move we won't miss you or my Dad was such a big Redskins fans I rooted for the Cowboys, take your daddy issues and get therapy. That is why I hate the Cowboys.

[LuvDaSkins]

I hate the Dallas Cowboys because.........I LOVE THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS!!!
Its all about the rivalry...Best rivalry in sports!!!!

[riggins44]

Like Drumlinboy said, "I hate Dallas because they're Dallas".  I was raised in a Redskin home and you hate
Dallas.  Learned how to hate Dallas from George Allen. 

Hope someone hits Romo so hard that Jessica Simpson cries.

[Simone]

Oh man I love everyone's statement. Their is not much left to say.

1. I hate the cowboys, because I always hated what they did to the Indians back in the day. Growing up in Germany and watching that part of the american history
always made me sick, so did slavery. sorry I had to mention that. I also hate the holocaust history from my country.

2. I hate their fans and all the bandwagen fans.

3. I hate Jerry Jones and his facelift.

4. I hate that everyone is calling them the "America's Team"

5. I wanna puke everytime I see their fans, their Owner, their players, their colors

Basiclly I hate those suckers.

[Lady Brave]

Aside from standard reasons we should hate the cowgirls, the one I hate the most is the 5 rings argument.

I have yet to encounter any cowgirl fan who can hold their own in a conversation without trying to end an argument by throwing up their hand and yelling "5 rings".

The majority of their fans are so woefully ignorant about football it's embarrassing.  If you asked 80% of their fans to name more than 3 people on their team you will always get the deer in the headlights look.  Of course, their answer to the question is usually, "Uh... Romo, TO... uh, uh.... whatever dude.... 5 rings!"

[Mike Bass]

Aside from standard reasons we should hate the cowgirls, the one I hate the most is the 5 rings argument.

I have yet to encounter any cowgirl fan who can hold their own in a conversation without trying to end an argument by throwing up their hand and yelling "5 rings".

The majority of their fans are so woefully ignorant about football it's embarrassing.  If you asked 80% of their fans to name more than 3 people on their team you will always get the deer in the headlights look.  Of course, their answer to the question is usually, "Uh... Romo, TO... uh, uh.... whatever dude.... 5 rings!"

LMAO      ...LB you are exactly right that's all you can get out of them. I really do not get when they do that when you are debating with them about what they are doing at the present time.