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Author Topic: Jessica Simpson's Dad: "She's Got Double-D's! You Can't Cover Those Suckers Up  (Read 1499 times)
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« on: September 04, 2008, 03:36:06 PM »

This is just disturbing!

http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/newlyweds_nick_and_jessica/2004_Dec_15_joe_simpson_gq

If you’re not already disturbed by Joe Simpson’s manager/father relationship with his two daughters, don’t read his interview with GQ this month.

According to Page Six’s report about the interview, Joe says of Jessica, “Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"

He also reveals his plans for his less-talented and more embarrassing daughter Ashlee, who was to play a lesbian in her first film role until Joe stepped in and saved the day. He says, “She’s going to be a huge movie star. She’s like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we’re done, she’ll play it all.”
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 08:39:07 AM »

OMG and a double UGH! That's her dad--talking about her 'endowments' EWWWW! and this guy used to be a Pastor?? Those poor girls!  Undecided
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 10:46:21 PM »

There has always been a strange relationship between those two if you ask me ! double yuck is right !
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 03:00:25 AM »

It seems we have another parent enjoying the fame of their siblings, just wrong if you ask me.
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2008, 12:42:25 AM »

I question the intelligence and upbringing of any Dallas Cowboy fan.  Guess we know which tree that particular apple fell from.   DALLAS SUCKS!
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