Marriage Joke

[GnarlyT]

Before marriage....   
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss
me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
 
 


After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

[blitzfiftysix]

Here's my favorite.

Why is divorce so expensive?



Because it's worth it.

 

[Skins12th]

Ah man! If this is your attitude toward marriage--you're doing it wrong!--try switching positions! I love me some Over The Hill Gang #43--he drives me crazy but I wouldn't have it any other way!!